The wait is over... Round 1 March Badness: Monster Madness results are in.
ICYMI: Explanation / list of contenders
ICYMI: Explanation / list of contenders
Bioraptors (Pitch Black) vs Leonard Betts (The X-Files)
Betts was creepy, and his regenerative powers were pretty cool. But the monsters that lurked in the darkness of the alien world in Pitch Black were more powerful and terrifying than the mutant from X-Files.
Winner: Bioraptors
Pale Man (Pan's Labyrinth) vs The Hydra (Hercules)
Pale Man is a terrifying new creation, while the Hydra is a creature of mythological origin. The newcomer has the edge, in my opinion, as Pale Man is just plain freaky.
Winner: Pale Man
Stripe (Gremlins) vs Terror Dogs (Ghostbusters)
Vicious creatures face off here in a fun round one match-up. Both Stripe and the terror dogs underwent a transformation to reach their final state. But the fact that Stripe was mischievous even in his "cute" phase and eventually became the leader of an entire army of gremlins makes the difference here.Winner: Stripe
Rodan (Rodan) vs Pinhead (Hellraiser)
Winner: Pinhead
The birds (The Birds) vs Fluffy (Harry Potter)
The looming presence of the birds creates a feeling of uneasiness that is not easily topped. They may not be flashy, but the birds have a classic appeal and a clear advantage over the three-headed dog.Winner: The birds
Monstro (Pinocchio) vs The Basilisk (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)
Giant whale vs giant serpent. This time, the Harry Potter beast is the one with the advantage, as I just like the Basilisk better.Winner:The Basilisk
Eugene Victor Tooms (The X-Files) vs Velociraptors (Jurassic Park)
Winner: Velociraptors
Mothra (Mothra) vs Mr Hyde (Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde)
It's a giant moth!
Winner: Mothra
Audrey II (Little Shop of Horrors) vs Clover (Cloverfield)
Clover does some serious damage to New York, but doesn't have a personality like Audrey II's. An evil plant that sings and eats people is just too good to pass up.
Winner: Audrey II
The Crawlers (The Descent) vs The Thing (The Thing)
Winner: The Crawlers
T-Rex (Jurassic Park) vs Aragog (Harry Potter)
Though Aragog, a giant spider, is pretty terrifying to look at, he never actually harms anyone. The T-Rex from Jurassic Park, on the other hand, eats his share of people.
Winner: T-Rex
Frankenstein's monster (Frankenstein) vs Werewolves (The Wolf Man, The Werewolf, An American Werewolf in London)
Both are classics, but I have to go with Frankenstein's monster here.Winner: Frankenstein's monster
Sharptooth (The Land Before Time) vs Chernabog (Fantasia)
Chernabog may be the embodiment of evil, but Sharptooth goes after some adorable little dinos despite the fact that they would provide very little nutritional value to him.Winner: Sharptooth
Pennywise (It) vs The Predator (Predator)
Evil clown or deadly alien hunter? This is the first really tough decision in the tournament because I could see either of these creatures making a deep run, given the opportunity. But only one can advance past round one. Pennywise earns the victory here, based on his overwhelming creepiness.
Winner: Pennywise
The Balrog (Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring) vs Gmork (The Neverending story)
Flames: check. Horns: check. Awesomeness: check. Gmork just doesn't match-up well here.Winner: The Balrog
Christine (Christine) vs Gamera (Gamera)
Can Christine do this?Winner: Gamera
Aquatic alien (The Faculty) vs The Kraken (Clash of the Titans)
Who's king of the water? It has to be the Kraken.Winner: The Kraken
Flukeman (The X-Files) vs The Blob (The Blob)
Somehow it's just hard to be too worried about a blob.
Winner: Flukeman
The Sandworms (Beetlejuice) vs The Bugs (Starship Troopers)
Winner: The Bugs
The Sarlacc (Star Wars: Return of the Jedi) vs Cesare (The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari)
You only see the mouth, but it's enough to know you don't want to go near the Sarlacc.Winner: The Sarlacc
Giant crocodile (Lake Placid) vs Graboids (Tremors)
Graboids get the win based purely on originality. I mean, giant worms with slightly smaller worms coming out of their mouths? Giant crocodile, come back when you have smaller crocodiles coming out of your mouth.Winner: Graboids
Ghosts (misc.) vs The Nothing (The Neverending story)
There are a lot of "good" evil spirits out there, but there's only one Nothing.Winner: The Nothing
The Headless Horseman (The Legend of Sleepy Hollow) vs King Kong (King Kong)
This giant ape is not to be trifled with.Winner: King Kong
Gill-man (The Creature from the Black Lagoon) vs The Brundlefly (The Fly)
One look at the Brundlefly would send anyone running screaming, even Gill-man.
Winner: The Brundlefly
Imhotep (The Mummy) vs The Rancor (Star Wars: Return of the Jedi)
The Rancor would gulp down Imhotep in one bite... maybe two.Winner: The Rancor
Orcs (Lord of the Rings) vs The Blair Witch (The Blair Witch Project)
Parodies aside, who wasn't terrified the first time they watched The Blair Witch Project?Winner: The Blair Witch
The Xenomorph (Alien) vs Zombies (Misc.)
Zombies are cool, but they just don't compare to the awesome creature from Alien.
Winner: The Xenomorph
Giant anaconda (Anaconda) vs The Crites (Critters)
The Crites have enough razor sharp teeth to make this not even a contest.Winner: The Crites
Giant sharks (Deep Blue Sea) vs Rhedosaurus (The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms)
Winner: Rhedosaurus
The Silence (Doctor Who) vs Hybrid spiders (Arachnophobia)
Spiders win in a landslide. Sorry, alien dudes.
Winner: Hybrid spiders
Jaws (Jaws) vs Cujo (Cujo)
All these other giant animals should take note of how Jaws, a true terror, does it. Cujo is a menace but Jaws is a classic.Winner: Jaws
Godzilla (Godzilla) vs Reavers (Firefly)
To most people, Reavers are terrifying, blood-thirsty killers. To Godzilla? Finger food.Winner: Godzilla
The Bracket
After the first round, here's where we stand:
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